Thursday 2 August 2007

APOLOGIES

As you may have noticed, I've abandoned "The Last Ape House". Why? I'm not entirely sure, but I think laziness undoubtedly played a part. Feel free to use up your precious time by returning
to the beginning and reading the first 52 sections. Or just forget you ever came here.

Wednesday 25 July 2007

52.


52.
Jelly smearing, anal action, knob wrestling, elbow sucking, infinite uniforms: school, nurse, traffic warden, air hostess. Not that Dicky cared - cipher sought lost cipher. Obstinately he searched through each page, turning them over carefully, without hope. Articles on Lamborghini, readers’ letters, film star profiles, lubricator adverts, umpteen general knowledge quizzes etcetera...

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Tuesday 24 July 2007

51.


51.
Magazines - hundreds of every variety - emerged from beneath floor. Dominatrixes and babydolls, doucheurs, pissers and white-knicker shitters, big ears, big arses, gargantuan knockers, airbrushed eyes, blow jobs, hips, undulating flesh, impudent gazes, crotch shots, enemas and navels as orifices.

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Monday 23 July 2007

50.


50.
Zookeepers being eager and lonely, their dirt is all.

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Saturday 21 July 2007

Thursday 19 July 2007

48.


48.
Seven years culminating in sharing porn (kneeling) with a zookeeping triumvirate.

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Wednesday 18 July 2007

47.


47.
“Eat My Rag”.

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Tuesday 17 July 2007

46.


46.
“Enormous & Randy”.

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Tuesday 10 July 2007

45.


45.
“Jugs Monthly”.

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Monday 9 July 2007

44.


44.
Seven years manoeuvering for this.

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Sunday 8 July 2007

43.


43.
Jammed it and then shoved right out. Richard nervous, legs jelly, heart murmuring.

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Friday 6 July 2007

42.


42.
Eased board right.

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Thursday 5 July 2007

41.


41.
Dug deep at those edges, nails embedding in raw wood, hurting (but only splinters, though).

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Wednesday 4 July 2007

40.


40.
...edges new-roughened.

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Tuesday 3 July 2007

Monday 2 July 2007

38.


38.
Five aliases: Richard Xero, Englebert Richards, Emmet O’Richardson, Davide Ricard, Oliveiro Ricardo Moriarti. Richard had employed them serially for pretty much over eight/nine years. Such easy identity slippage bears its inherent dangers. Lost, Richard imitated others till he=you.

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Sunday 1 July 2007

37.


37.
Titles first. Always seems so important to name everyone.

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Saturday 30 June 2007

Friday 29 June 2007

35.


35.
Hands flickering over floorboards tentatively...

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Thursday 28 June 2007

34.


34.
Richard was kneeling.

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Wednesday 27 June 2007

33.

PART TWO



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Tuesday 26 June 2007

32.


32.
Zoo’s final enclosure - your longed for destination - just another cage. Nonetheless you zoomed.

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Saturday 23 June 2007

31.


31.
Nasty chimp openly masturbating kept on imperviously.

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Friday 22 June 2007

30.


30.
Baboons grimaced dourly.

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Thursday 21 June 2007

29.


29.
Monkey busily itched monkey, nibbled at kassava.

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Wednesday 20 June 2007

28.


28.
Next you observed gorillas knitting twigs impassively.

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Tuesday 19 June 2007

27.


27.
Snakes and koala, then anteaters and tigers.

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Monday 18 June 2007

26.


26.
Zebra followed elk, then llama, then dromedaries and antelope.

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Sunday 17 June 2007

25.


25.
So each with hasty indecency, you started journey south:

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Friday 15 June 2007

24.


24.
Covert signal let Liz presume to resume her kneading.

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Thursday 14 June 2007

23.


23.
Meanwhile you - open, essentially vacant - you examined her decolletage, quite easily sustaining tormented look adorning features. Delicately, you moved nearer, riveted to Elizabeth’s fleshy slopes.

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Wednesday 13 June 2007

22.


22.
Elizabeth eyed nearby clock (not that easy through downpour).

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Tuesday 12 June 2007

21.


21.
Stealthily you imitated Liz’s mood, splashing own tears near hers. Emotion flooded zoo.

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Sunday 10 June 2007

20.


20.
Saltless tears inched down Elizabeth’s cheeks, gushed on erection.

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Saturday 9 June 2007

19.


19.
Really was only a timing issue - embarrassing.

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Friday 8 June 2007

18.


18.
Reluctantly took option - withdrew then began emoting.

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Thursday 7 June 2007

17.


17.
No doubt - out.

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Wednesday 6 June 2007

16.


16.
Carrying on, erection now doddered up inner thigh, skirt caught, trailing almost flag-like, wet smear veering sluggishly entryward. Full rigid.

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Tuesday 5 June 2007

15.


15.
(Seems almost intriguing that Elizabeth - to give her empowering, regal title - didn’t feel its worming.)

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Monday 4 June 2007

14.


14.
Nudged up, outward, no knowhow, blind ignorance.

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Sunday 3 June 2007

13.


13.
Result - your organ started to harden, expand.

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Saturday 2 June 2007

12.


12.
Began to run feelers under your coarse hair, entertaining herself searching for erogenous spots (seeking that something that initiates the one fuck never forgotten. She needed it to shift this heavy stupour - intense, without variation).

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Friday 1 June 2007

11.


11.
She began kneading your aching orange torso.

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Thursday 31 May 2007

10.


10.
Breath detonating on her back, your blood doubled, your palms itching, you slipped your hands down, investigating her vertebrae.

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Wednesday 30 May 2007

9.


9.
It’s unimportant. Wrapping each other, duo-zoned, your eyes mirrored retina to eternity (or thereabouts).



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8.


8.
Flustered, having let his anger show, remonstrative keeper embarrassed.



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Friday 25 May 2007

7.


7.
“NO PETTING!”



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Thursday 24 May 2007

6.


6.
Zookeepers seldom experience human licentiousness - not done at all.



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Wednesday 23 May 2007

5.


5.
So, without knowing why, a woman turned right round and embraced you (ardently?).



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Tuesday 22 May 2007

4.


4.
Staring at (contemplating) ruminants, unaware you stood there smiling.



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Monday 21 May 2007

3.


3.
She doesn’t know this about-turn’s terminus - only that this only is unquestionably important. Crazy, really. Hadn’t the zoo (the elephants, air loaded with dung) meant anything?



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