APOLOGIES

As you may have noticed, I've abandoned "The Last Ape House". Why? I'm not entirely sure, but I think laziness undoubtedly played a part. Feel free to use up your precious time by returning
to the beginning and reading the first 52 sections. Or just forget you ever came here.

52.

52.
Jelly smearing, anal action, knob wrestling, elbow sucking, infinite uniforms: school, nurse, traffic warden, air hostess. Not that Dicky cared - cipher sought lost cipher. Obstinately he searched through each page, turning them over carefully, without hope. Articles on Lamborghini, readers’ letters, film star profiles, lubricator adverts, umpteen general knowledge quizzes etcetera...

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51.
Magazines - hundreds of every variety - emerged from beneath floor. Dominatrixes and babydolls, doucheurs, pissers and white-knicker shitters, big ears, big arses, gargantuan knockers, airbrushed eyes, blow jobs, hips, undulating flesh, impudent gazes, crotch shots, enemas and navels as orifices.

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50.
Zookeepers being eager and lonely, their dirt is all.

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48.
Seven years culminating in sharing porn (kneeling) with a zookeeping triumvirate.

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47.
“Eat My Rag”.

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46.
“Enormous & Randy”.

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45.

45.
“Jugs Monthly”.

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44.

44.
Seven years manoeuvering for this.

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43.

43.
Jammed it and then shoved right out. Richard nervous, legs jelly, heart murmuring.

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42.

42.
Eased board right.

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41.
Dug deep at those edges, nails embedding in raw wood, hurting (but only splinters, though).

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40.
...edges new-roughened.

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38.
Five aliases: Richard Xero, Englebert Richards, Emmet O’Richardson, Davide Ricard, Oliveiro Ricardo Moriarti. Richard had employed them serially for pretty much over eight/nine years. Such easy identity slippage bears its inherent dangers. Lost, Richard imitated others till he=you.

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37.
Titles first. Always seems so important to name everyone.

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35.
Hands flickering over floorboards tentatively...

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34.
Richard was kneeling.

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